29/05/2009

What's the definition of an accountant?
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
The accountant knows he is boring.

What's an extroverted accountant?
One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

Why did the accountant stare at his glass of orange juice for three hours?
Because on the box it said Concentrate.

The accountant's prayer:
Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eastern Daylight Saving Time.

If an accountant's wife can't get to sleep, what does she say?
"Tell me about work today, dear"

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?
They can wear casual clothes to work