SPECIAL REPORT

01/02/2010


At New York's Kennedy Airport today an individual, later discovered to be a school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of: 

·         a ruler

·         protractor

·         set square

·         slide rule; and

·         a calculator.

 

At a morning press conference, the US Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.

 

He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.