01/08/2011

TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your maths multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:        You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:      Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:    H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:   Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE:        I  is...
TEACHER:   No, Millie..... Always say, 'I  am.'
MILLIE:        All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER:  George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:        Because George still had the axe in his hand...