30/10/2018

A Guide to Australia's Newspapers...

1.    The Australian Financial Review is read by the people who run the country.

2.     The Canberra Times is read by people who think they run the country.

3.     The Australian is read by people who think they should run the country, and who are very good at crossword puzzles.

4.     The Sydney Morning Herald is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't really understand The Australian.

5.     The Courier Mail is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country, if they didn't have to leave Queensland to do it.

6.     The Age is read by people whose parents used to run the country.

7.     The Melbourne Herald Sun is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country and don't really care as long as they can get a seat on the tram.

8.     The Northern Territory Times is read by people who have recently caught a fish and need something to wrap it in.