27/02/2019

Our favourite list of ‘Never’s

•    Never try to tell everything you know; it might not take too long. —Norman Ford
•    Never trust a man when he’s drunk, in love or running for office. —Shirley Maclaine
•    Never board a commercial aircraft if the pilot is carrying an oar. —Dave Barry
•    Never be in a hurry to terminate your marriage; you may need this person to finish a sentence. —Erma Bombeck
•    Never argue with your doctor; he has inside information. —Bob Elliott and Ray Goulding