30/10/2019

Joe staggers up to the bar and slurs “I’ll have a scotch please.”

“Go home, Joe,” says the bartender. “You’re drunk.”

“Fine,” replies Joe. “I’ll take my business elsewhere,” and he walks out.

A few minutes later, Joe returns.

“I’ll have a scotch please.”
“I told you, you’re too drunk. Go home!”

“Fine,” says Joe. “I’ll take my business elsewhere,” and he walks out.

A few minutes later, Joe returns again.

“I’ll have a scotch please.”

“For the last time, you’re too drunk!” shouts the bartender. “Go home or you’ll never be allowed back again!”

“Fine,” says Joe. “I’ll take my business elsewhere,” and he walks out.

A few minutes later, Joe returns yet again.

“Damn!” says Joe. “How many bars do you work at?!”