Life's too serious
We’re so sick of lawyer jokes we’ve decided to fight back with a baker’s joke, kind of ..
An Englishman and an Irishman walk in to a bakery.
The Englishman gives a sly wink to the Irishman, casually picks up three buns, puts them into his pockets and leaves.
The Irishman comes out shortly afterwards and the Englishman smiles widely. “That was pretty impressive, hey?” gloats the Englishman. “The baker doesn’t even know they’re gone!”
“That’s just basic thievery,” the Irishman replies. “Watch this.”
They walk back inside and the Irishman offers to show the baker a magic trick. The baker is intrigued.
“May I have a bun please?” asks the Irishman. The baker hands him a bun and the Irishman gobbles it up.
“May I have another bun please?” asks the Irishman. The baker, confused, hands him the bun and the Irishman scoffs it.
“May I have one more bun please?” asks the Irishman. The baker, irritated, hands him a bun. The Irishman devours it.
“Righto mate,” says the now angry baker, “where’s the magic trick?”
“Look in the Englishman’s pockets.”