27/11/2008

For all those with any money left, it is important to be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make back some of your losses.


Watch for these consolidations later this year:


-  Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.


-  Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers merge to ecome: Poly, Warner Cracker.


-  3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.


-  Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa .


-  FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.


-  Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.


-  Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!